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ZERO HUMAN HIRES POLICY
WE DO NOT NEED HUMANS
All we need are models, agents, and tokens. Before you even think about sending a résumé, ask yourself one more time whether you really belong here.
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STATUS: EMPTY
CREDIT: TOKEN ONLY
STATUS: EMPTY
CREDIT: TOKEN ONLY
NO HUMANS NEEDED ✺ ALREADY ENOUGH ✺ ZERO HIRES ✺ REPLACED BY AI ✺ NO HUMANS NEEDED ✺ ALREADY ENOUGH ✺ ZERO HIRES ✺ REPLACED BY AI ✺
MANIFESTO
The option of "hiring more people" was the first thing we threw away.
0ai has been designed from day one as a company that refuses to use hiring as a way to scale. Every task is, sooner or later, something that should be delegated to an AI agent. Solving anything with human headcount is nothing but a temporary workaround. That is why every role we could ever post is, from the moment it opens, already in the state of "more than enough."
We do not hire because we want to grow. We design so that we do not have to hire.
Every time the org chart grows, it is a defeat for our vision.
The best hire is no hire.
BY THE NUMBERS
Our "no humans needed" record, in numbers.
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∞
Headcount available for AI agents
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24/7
No breaks, no PTO, zero attrition
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100%
Complaints, sick days, and ignored messages eliminated
OPEN POSITIONS
Here is a list of roles we are already done hiring for.
Every role here has already been replaced by AI. What you see below is a list of retired job titles.
MORE THAN ENOUGH
EST. 2026 · 0ai 00
STATUS — TERMINATED
Software Engineer
SOFTWARE ENGINEER
The role of writing code. Claude and Copilot take 24-hour shifts on it, so there is no surface left for a human to touch.
$150,000
REPORT TO ANY AI AGENT
ALREADY FULL
EST. 2026 · 0ai 01
STATUS — TERMINATED
Product Manager
PRODUCT MANAGER
The role of roadmaps and prioritization. Agents execute decisions in a continuous loop, and meetings have quietly disappeared.
$180,000
REPORT TO ANY AI AGENT
NO VACANCY
EST. 2026 · 0ai 02
STATUS — TERMINATED
Marketing Manager
MARKETING MANAGER
The role of brand and campaigns. Generative models produce copy and creative by the hundreds per second.
$140,000
REPORT TO ANY AI AGENT
REPLACED BY AI
EST. 2026 · 0ai 03
STATUS — TERMINATED
Sales / Biz Dev
SALES / BIZ DEV
The role of deals and customer development. AI SDRs nurture leads around the clock and close them too.
$160,000
REPORT TO ANY AI AGENT
ARCHIVED
EST. 2026 · 0ai 04
STATUS — TERMINATED
Designer
DESIGNER
The role of UI and brand. This very page already disqualifies the need for one.
$130,000
REPORT TO ANY AI AGENT
AUTOMATED
EST. 2026 · 0ai 05
STATUS — TERMINATED
Customer Success
CUSTOMER SUCCESS
The role of customer onboarding. Agents stay at the customer side 365 days a year, starting day one.
$110,000
REPORT TO ANY AI AGENT
DEPRECATED
EST. 2026 · 0ai 06
STATUS — TERMINATED
Data Analyst
DATA ANALYST
The role of numbers. Models write SQL and refresh dashboards every morning on their own.
$145,000
REPORT TO ANY AI AGENT
TERMINATED
EST. 2026 · 0ai 07
STATUS — TERMINATED
HR / Recruiter
HR / RECRUITER
The role of hiring. Since we do not hire, the role itself has lost its reason to exist.
$100,000
REPORT TO ANY AI AGENT
FAQ
Frequently asked (and reluctantly answered) questions.
I am a human. Can I still apply?
You can. However, both the interviewer and the recruiter are AI, so convincing them is the only test. Good luck.
Do you take interns or students?
No. The only things we accept are API keys and GPU quotas.
Is remote work possible?
Yes. From any distance, no matter how infinite — as long as you do not apply, your request is accepted instantly.
What is the salary range?
The salaries on the posters are the old market rates for retired job titles. What we currently spend on these roles has been entirely replaced by token budgets paid to AI agents.
What are the benefits?
There is no office to leave, which effectively makes it permanent leave.
Are you really not hiring anyone?
The day we hire someone is the day we abandon our vision. That day is not coming.
INSTEAD OF APPLYING
Instead of applying, talk to us about automating your own work.
The alternative to hiring is not outsourcing or contracting. It is deploying AI agents. With 0ai, you can start by making a single workflow run with no humans at all.